" designated driver "

 [ "designated driver" ]

1: The avetard that drives even though each and everyone of them is baked as shit. Usually this is froomie because he has the highest weed tolerance. The dab rig fucks all these dudes up so they want to go eat and one has to end up driving even though they are high.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit, we all baked but froomie said he can be designated driver even though he's baked as fuck and drive us to food. 

 [ "designated driver" ]

1: probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

  * e.g.,  ... anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver? 

 [ "designated driver" ]

1: At the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom-who's the designated driver? 

 [ "designated driver" ]

1: the one in the group who must drink the least for the night

  * e.g.,  ... Tron was the designated driver because he only had 4 shots of tequila. 

 [ "Designated driver" ]

1: the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.

  * e.g.,  ... alex drove me to the bar but not home soo he is a bad designated driver. 

 [ "Designated Driver" ]

1: The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight

  * e.g.,  ... Group of Guys go out drinking 

 [ "Designated driver" ]

1: Those life-saving nerds.

  * e.g.,  ... I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home. 

 [ "Designated Driver" ]

1: A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.

  * e.g.,  ... Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted! 

 [ "Designated Driver" ]

1: The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.

  * e.g.,  ... man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted. 

 [ "Saskatchewan Designated Driver" ]

1: Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

  * e.g.,  ... Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver. 

 [ "Saskatchewan Designated Driver" ]

2: Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.